Pants 0. Shit 1.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
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