we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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