In the future we'll all be gay
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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