put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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