So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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