bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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