I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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