he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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