so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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