But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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