Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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