party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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