hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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