Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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