Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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