Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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