I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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