We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Randomize
