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(519): View more from Ontario

she's naming her girl london marie

(519): View more from Ontario

that kid will be born with a tramp stamp

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(908): View more from New Jersey

i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.

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(339): View more from Massachusetts

When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave

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(219): View more from Indiana

I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.

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(248): View more from Michigan

noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.

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(913): View more from Kansas

Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

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(775): View more from Nevada

He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this

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(317): View more from Indiana

Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes

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