I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
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