I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
