your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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