Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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