whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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