Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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