And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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