so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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