I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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