Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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