did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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