Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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