Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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