I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
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