This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
How many fucks given?
0.12846
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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