just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
You smell like stripper and shame
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
