A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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