I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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