Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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