i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
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