Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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