atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize
