so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
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