don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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