I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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