He is such a slut. More and more my type.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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