You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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