im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
