I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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