no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
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