Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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